Today’s trip into the vault is from April 1983 between two genuine Texas toughies: Terry Funk and Stan Hansen, in All Japan Pro Wrestling.
Don’t know who Stan Hansen is, kiddos? Let me put it to you like this: if you put Terry Funk against a tyrannosaurus rex, Funk would let the T-Rex eat him and say he’s got the dinosaur right where he wants him (and Funk would be right). Stan Hansen would walk up to the T-Rex and lariat the giant lizard into extinction. Which may or may not have happened anyway. Some fossil records have not been fully analyzed.
But I digress. Enjoy the match, knuckleheads.